Xiao Ming loves English so much but after wasting more than a decade in school "F*ck you" is the only words he managed so well.

One day, he decided for a change.

He bumps his head on millions of books, licks whatever he can sniff out in libraries. Now he says something much much more sophisticated:

"I could have f*cked you but I didn't, that's how I get so f*cked up & telling this f*cking joke."